"DON'T PANIC" Keychain Towel
"DON'T PANIC" Keychain Towel
Are you tired of people whispering behind your back and mockingly asking you where your towel is?
I get it. You're a really hoopy frood, but it's difficult to keep a full-sized towel on your person at all times. That's why we're selling these "DON'T PANIC" keychain towels: so you'll always know where your towel is.
There are three variations available:
- A loopy, more towel-looking fabric with felt backing, and "DON'T PANIC" embroidered on one side
- Double-sided felt material with "DON'T PANIC" embroidered on both sides
- Double-sided felt material with "DON'T PANIC" embroidered on one side
You can see photos of the front and back of each variation in the pictures on this product listing.
These custom, hand-made (not mass-produced) keychain "towels". They will not be perfect. These are prototypes, made by hand, to gauge interest. I have a grand total of 50 of these available, and when they sell out, they're gone; so I will not be able to replace one if there is some minor problem like the stitching being slightly off or something like that.
Because these are prototypes, I also will not be able to offer refunds unless there is something seriously wrong that I somehow missed. Like if it arrives on fire you can have your fifteen bucks back, but other than something like that I can only offer an apology and a discount on the "mass-produced" version IF and WHEN they become available (which will pretty much be determined by how quickly these sell out and peoples' overall reactions and how much folks seem to like them).
In fact, everyone who buys one of these prototypes will be able to get one of the mass-produced versions at a steep discount if and when they become available.
Disclaimer: This product, this website, and I personally, have no affiliation with Douglas Adams or the amazing and incredible work: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. These are an independent product, and in no way represent any trademarked work by Douglas Adams, or anyone else.